Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What did Flat Lauren say when she got a bad poker hand?
What did the Doctor say when Flat Stanley lost his arm?
"Don't worry, it's only a paper cut."
What did the nurse say when Flat Stanley lost his arm?
"That's a tear-able injury."
What did the police officer say when Flat Lauren slid down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
Why did Flat Lauren cut a hole in her new umbrella?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
I hope you enjoyed my jokes. I'll post again when I have a new adventure to talk about.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
I saw a beaver's home in the middle of a swamp. A beaver's home looks like a large pile of sticks and mud and it is called a lodge.
I saw a garter snake hiding in the sticks. It is coloured so that it blends in with the sticks to make it tough for its enemies to see.
Then I found a Wild Bird Rehabilitation Centre which is a hospital for birds. I went inside and saw lots of different birds. I even had a ride on a pheasant! It was a fun adventure.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
You can see a bigger version of the map by clicking on it. I see Ottawa, right in the middle of the map in the yellow province of Ontario. Can you find it?
I should also read to see what I can learn about Ottawa: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa