Joke Time!

I didn't have any adventures today so I thought I'd tell you a few of my favourite jokes:

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

What did Flat Lauren say when she got a bad poker hand?
"I fold."

What did the Doctor say when Flat Stanley lost his arm?
"Don't worry, it's only a paper cut."

What did the nurse say when Flat Stanley lost his arm?
"That's a tear-able injury."

What did the police officer say when Flat Lauren slid down his back?
"You're under a vest!"

Why did Flat Lauren cut a hole in her new umbrella?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

I hope you enjoyed my jokes. I'll post again when I have a new adventure to talk about.